It's not over until the fat boy sings

We have seen for many years the voice of Mr Warne cheering, We have seen Warne been the centre of attention of the British Newspapers but know well Now we have Shane Warne: the Musical - though it could easily have been entitled Shane Warne and his Amazing Technicolour Life. The spin master has 24 songs, and one of them sings, "he crapped himself against KP in 2005 ashes, and he bowled at his legs" No that was me making a song up, It's about a young chubby school boy who turns into a little bit less chubby international sport fenomenon. Here is some of the actuall song:

Look, look at young Shane, jogging whether its sunshine, hail or rain,Now he's doing crunches, Wow, look at him doing crunches," echoes the chorus.
As the song continues, we get a flashback, with Mrs Warne walking behind cradling baby Shane in her arms. "Hush little Shane," she whispers. "When you grow up you are gong to destroy the English," her voice rising in volume with each word. "Do you hear me? DESTROY THE POMS!"
Pucker accent
Then we see two bowler-hatted City types enter from stage left. "Look at that frighteningly blonde man from the colonies," says one in a pucker English accent.
"Does he seriously think he has the mustard to take on the motherland?" the other responds. They collapse into maniacal laughter when one lands the cheap shot: "It's not over until the fat boy spins."
By the end of the song, the shell-suit has come off, replaced with a pristine set of cricket whites. The mullet is cast aside and we see for the first time the trademark shock of peroxide blonde hair.